Nintendo European Summit - HIDDEN INFORMATION EXPLOSION

We have found a startling discovery hidden away in the deepest crevices of the Nintendo European Summit. Quite LITERALLY in the text of "Nintendo European Summit"...

Nintendo European Summit = N.E.S.

Mind Blown.

SURELY this can only mean that an official N.E.S. Wii controller is on the way. We rang up Nintendo to ask them about it and they 100% confirmed our suspicions with this comment...

"Nintendo do not comment on rumour or speculation"

REMEMBER PEEPS: A DENIAL IS PRACTICALLY A CONFIRMATION!

Wahoooo!

EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT MARIO GALAXY 2's THIRD WORLD

Unfortunately due to 'security concerns' Blow Your Cart could not attend this week's Nintendo European Summit.

NEVER FEAR THOUGH!

We rang up our Ninty mole (Let's just call him Mr R) and he leaked us an EXCLUSIVE shot from Mario Galaxy 2's, until now, unseen Third World. Nobody else on the interwebs has this!

As this is SO top secret we've had to host the image on a separate server located in Denmark. When you're ready, continue reading by clicking that lovely little READ MORE link down there.

Nintendo Summit takes place on some undetermined orbital space satellite

So on Feb 24th Nintendo gave us an insight into some of the shizzle they got going down for the first half of this year.

Joanna Dark Cammie Dunaway was first on the scene to show she still retains the ability to list impossibly large numbers ad nauseam as well as demonstrate she has acquired Steve Job's magical ability of XLing hardware with the power of her own hands.

Nintendo also reaffirmed its new strategy for Yoshi torture: including inflation fetishism and setting its ass on fire to make it run faster. But without a doubt the biggest bombshell dropped at this year's summit was...

9:14

Cammy was vacationing in Fl. Might explain the new hairdo. ;P

Cave Story, S&P2, Dragon Quest IX, Monster Hunter Tri and Metroid: Other M also got a mention.


Aside from her new perfectly dark look, Cammie seems to be on a mission to earn herself brownie points among the more avid gamers as she later teased the release of Zelda Wii for the latter part of 2010 in an interview with Wired:

Wired.com: You’ve announced major games for the first half of the year. Do you see the game industry moving toward a more year-long release schedule, in general?

Dunaway: One of the things that’s true for Nintendo is that we’re not driven by a calendar for our release dates. When the games are ready to go, when the quality is perfect, that’s when we release. We all benefit if we can keep a pretty steady pace, so the development teams have worked hard to make sure that we’ve got a full lineup this year. If you compare the first half of 2010 with the first half of 2009, it’s night and day. And from some of the things that Mr. Iwata has talked about, and that we will talk about at E3, like Zelda, you know that we’re going to have a good back half of the year, as well.

Wired.com: I think people were really interested to know, are they going to release Mario and Metroid and Zelda all in one year?

Dunaway: And you said we wouldn’t. You bet no, right?

Wired.com: I bet no. Are you going to hold me to that? Do I owe you a steak dinner?

Dunaway: I think you do.

But one mystery still remains...

Where was Reggie in all this?