Nintendo Summit takes place on some undetermined orbital space satellite

So on Feb 24th Nintendo gave us an insight into some of the shizzle they got going down for the first half of this year.

Joanna Dark Cammie Dunaway was first on the scene to show she still retains the ability to list impossibly large numbers ad nauseam as well as demonstrate she has acquired Steve Job's magical ability of XLing hardware with the power of her own hands.

Nintendo also reaffirmed its new strategy for Yoshi torture: including inflation fetishism and setting its ass on fire to make it run faster. But without a doubt the biggest bombshell dropped at this year's summit was...

9:14

Cammy was vacationing in Fl. Might explain the new hairdo. ;P

Cave Story, S&P2, Dragon Quest IX, Monster Hunter Tri and Metroid: Other M also got a mention.


Aside from her new perfectly dark look, Cammie seems to be on a mission to earn herself brownie points among the more avid gamers as she later teased the release of Zelda Wii for the latter part of 2010 in an interview with Wired:

Wired.com: You’ve announced major games for the first half of the year. Do you see the game industry moving toward a more year-long release schedule, in general?

Dunaway: One of the things that’s true for Nintendo is that we’re not driven by a calendar for our release dates. When the games are ready to go, when the quality is perfect, that’s when we release. We all benefit if we can keep a pretty steady pace, so the development teams have worked hard to make sure that we’ve got a full lineup this year. If you compare the first half of 2010 with the first half of 2009, it’s night and day. And from some of the things that Mr. Iwata has talked about, and that we will talk about at E3, like Zelda, you know that we’re going to have a good back half of the year, as well.

Wired.com: I think people were really interested to know, are they going to release Mario and Metroid and Zelda all in one year?

Dunaway: And you said we wouldn’t. You bet no, right?

Wired.com: I bet no. Are you going to hold me to that? Do I owe you a steak dinner?

Dunaway: I think you do.

But one mystery still remains...

Where was Reggie in all this?